1 00:00:00,534 --> 00:00:01,735 [music playing] 2 00:00:05,173 --> 00:00:06,340 How does it go again? 3 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:09,210 The rabbit goes under the log and through the hole? 4 00:00:09,310 --> 00:00:10,244 That's for nooses. 5 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:14,248 Same result-- mine just works faster. 6 00:00:14,348 --> 00:00:16,050 It's gonna be great, Tom. 7 00:00:16,150 --> 00:00:18,286 Do you know how many people would kill for this interview? 8 00:00:18,386 --> 00:00:20,221 Yeah, but it's my dad's old law firm. 9 00:00:20,321 --> 00:00:22,056 How'd you like to be known as nepotism guy? 10 00:00:22,156 --> 00:00:24,858 Well that would be awkward, what with the boobs and all. 11 00:00:24,958 --> 00:00:25,759 I'm serious. 12 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:27,361 Jess, I feel the tag-along son. 13 00:00:27,461 --> 00:00:28,896 It's emasculating. 14 00:00:28,996 --> 00:00:30,898 Don't be so hard on yourself. 15 00:00:30,998 --> 00:00:33,267 You'll always be your own man. 16 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:35,103 Okay, Tom, let's go. 17 00:00:39,940 --> 00:00:41,309 for one sale, huh? 18 00:00:44,745 --> 00:00:45,546 Come on, Thomas. 19 00:00:45,646 --> 00:00:46,447 Try to keep up. 20 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:48,182 This is a big opportunity. 21 00:00:48,282 --> 00:00:51,252 Play your cards right, you make partner in 15 years-- 22 00:00:51,352 --> 00:00:52,420 18 if you take weekends off. 23 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:53,321 Ohh. 24 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:57,491 Hey, hey, hey-- 25 00:00:57,591 --> 00:00:59,493 Ben the bulldog Bellow returns! 26 00:00:59,593 --> 00:01:01,629 I don't think that was ever my nickname, Larry. 27 00:01:01,729 --> 00:01:03,063 I know where you got that. 28 00:01:03,164 --> 00:01:04,765 Little Timmy blue eyes-- 29 00:01:04,865 --> 00:01:06,300 You know, I remember when you were in diapers. 30 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:09,270 And yet you don't remember my name or eye color. 31 00:01:09,370 --> 00:01:10,471 Eh. 32 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:13,807 Since when do office assistants wear suits? 33 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:16,344 Son, dress for the job you want, not the job you have. 34 00:01:16,444 --> 00:01:18,912 In that case, I should have dressed as Batman. 35 00:01:19,012 --> 00:01:20,448 OK, look. 36 00:01:20,548 --> 00:01:21,615 This is no joke. 37 00:01:21,715 --> 00:01:23,284 You need to stay focused, learn the trade, 38 00:01:23,384 --> 00:01:25,486 and make something of yourself. 39 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:28,156 In other words, don't pull a Tom, Tom. 40 00:01:28,256 --> 00:01:31,024 Judge Bellow, it's an honor, your honor. 41 00:01:31,125 --> 00:01:32,660 I mean-- it's an honor, your pleasure. 42 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:34,628 I mean, it's a pleasure your honor. 43 00:01:34,728 --> 00:01:35,563 And you are-- 44 00:01:35,663 --> 00:01:36,497 I'm Andrew. 45 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:37,698 I'm the new office assistant. 46 00:01:37,798 --> 00:01:39,133 Uh huh, not anymore-- 47 00:01:39,233 --> 00:01:41,502 Larry, get somebody from HR to interview my son, will you? 48 00:01:41,602 --> 00:01:42,570 Gotcha. 49 00:01:42,670 --> 00:01:44,037 Tom, get yourself acquainted around here 50 00:01:44,138 --> 00:01:45,173 while I check my messages. 51 00:01:49,910 --> 00:01:52,613 Why does everybody have these little robots? 52 00:01:52,713 --> 00:01:54,482 Oh, it's the latest executive toy. 53 00:01:54,582 --> 00:01:55,416 It's from Japan. 54 00:01:55,516 --> 00:01:57,751 It reduces office suicides by 25%. 55 00:02:04,492 --> 00:02:10,698 [bluegrass music] 56 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:13,033 Sorry, Dad-- 57 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:14,202 I'm pulling a Tom. 58 00:02:14,302 --> 00:02:16,170 You-- 59 00:02:16,270 --> 00:02:19,773 Hey, can I have his tie? 60 00:02:19,873 --> 00:02:20,708 What? 61 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:23,143 May-- may I have his tie? 62 00:02:23,244 --> 00:02:24,111 No. 63 00:02:24,212 --> 00:02:29,417 [theme music] 64 00:02:29,517 --> 00:02:31,852 THEME SONG: Can we find a way that can be together? 65 00:02:31,952 --> 00:02:36,857 Is there any way that we can be together? 66 00:02:36,957 --> 00:02:42,330 And oh, by the way, baby, do you love me? 67 00:02:42,430 --> 00:02:43,331 Yes I do. 68 00:02:43,431 --> 00:02:44,332 Yes I do. 69 00:02:44,432 --> 00:02:47,335 Yes I do. 70 00:02:47,435 --> 00:02:48,302 Yes I do. 71 00:02:56,410 --> 00:03:09,290 [gentle upbeat music] 72 00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:13,261 Why is there a mound of cottage cheese in the sink? 73 00:03:13,361 --> 00:03:15,329 It's milk. 74 00:03:15,429 --> 00:03:17,665 Time for a new fridge? 75 00:03:17,765 --> 00:03:19,600 Sometimes it just needs a little TLC. 76 00:03:23,404 --> 00:03:26,173 Aha? 77 00:03:26,274 --> 00:03:27,107 Oh. 78 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:28,376 Lukewarm pop? 79 00:03:28,476 --> 00:03:31,712 I'm good. 80 00:03:31,812 --> 00:03:33,814 Who am I kidding? 81 00:03:33,914 --> 00:03:35,683 This entire kitchen needs an overhaul. 82 00:03:35,783 --> 00:03:37,385 Maybe it doesn't need an overhaul 83 00:03:37,485 --> 00:03:39,052 so much as a face lift. 84 00:03:39,152 --> 00:03:41,088 Yeah, I know how it feels. 85 00:03:41,188 --> 00:03:42,656 Unfortunately, your father-in-law 86 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:45,926 thinks that all home contractors are thieves and pirates. 87 00:03:46,026 --> 00:03:48,161 No, seriously-- pirates-- he actually used the word. 88 00:03:48,262 --> 00:03:49,763 You don't buy a home, Judith. 89 00:03:49,863 --> 00:03:51,999 You make it, and this is something we can do ourselves. 90 00:03:52,099 --> 00:03:52,933 I don't know, Jessie. 91 00:03:53,033 --> 00:03:55,168 Oh, come on-- let me contribute. 92 00:03:55,269 --> 00:03:56,136 I can do up a few sketches. 93 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:58,572 They'll be totally professional. 94 00:03:58,672 --> 00:04:00,574 I am in design school. 95 00:04:00,674 --> 00:04:03,644 Well, OK-- that would be cute. 96 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:05,779 I mean great, great-- 97 00:04:05,879 --> 00:04:06,980 that would be great. 98 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,949 [upbeat bluegrass music] 99 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:16,223 I thought I was about to get whacked. 100 00:04:16,324 --> 00:04:18,526 What, are you mixed up with the mob? 101 00:04:18,626 --> 00:04:20,628 What are you doing here, Tom? 102 00:04:20,728 --> 00:04:22,162 I can't face my dad. 103 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:24,832 I can't face my wife, because I just quit 104 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:26,534 my job before I even started. 105 00:04:26,634 --> 00:04:28,336 You did the right thing. 106 00:04:28,436 --> 00:04:29,670 Look at me. 107 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:31,639 I work in my boxers half the time, and I do pretty well. 108 00:04:31,739 --> 00:04:34,107 What does a guy do without pants anyways? 109 00:04:34,207 --> 00:04:36,844 Wait, no-- I don't want to know. 110 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:39,947 Let's just say I'm in sales. 111 00:04:40,047 --> 00:04:41,982 Hey, now that you stepped out of the rat race, 112 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:44,518 maybe you want to give your ol' father-in-law a hand, hmm? 113 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:45,486 Me? 114 00:04:45,586 --> 00:04:47,054 Uh, I don't know if-- 115 00:04:47,154 --> 00:04:48,456 No worries. 116 00:04:48,556 --> 00:04:50,991 I guess there's no reason to cut you in for 50% of online sales 117 00:04:51,091 --> 00:04:51,925 then. 118 00:04:52,025 --> 00:04:55,596 50%, that would make me a partner. 119 00:04:55,696 --> 00:04:56,497 What are we selling? 120 00:04:56,597 --> 00:04:58,366 Please hold. 121 00:04:58,466 --> 00:05:11,812 [upbeat bluegrass tune] 122 00:05:11,912 --> 00:05:13,614 - Hm? - Oh, dream catchers-- 123 00:05:13,714 --> 00:05:15,449 It's not about what you sell, Tom. 124 00:05:15,549 --> 00:05:18,251 It's about how you spin it. 125 00:05:18,352 --> 00:05:19,353 This isn't a dream catcher. 126 00:05:19,453 --> 00:05:21,755 It's a web-based motivational tool. 127 00:05:21,855 --> 00:05:24,157 And as of today, yours truly has secured 128 00:05:24,257 --> 00:05:28,762 a high level position in sales with flex time and a cool boss. 129 00:05:28,862 --> 00:05:30,831 Well well-- you've been busy since you soiled 130 00:05:30,931 --> 00:05:32,199 the family name this morning. 131 00:05:32,299 --> 00:05:34,902 Sorry about the law firm, but this is more up my alley. 132 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:36,370 Ooh, Tom has an alley now. 133 00:05:36,470 --> 00:05:40,073 Oh Ben, just be happy he found a job selling-- 134 00:05:40,173 --> 00:05:41,642 What exactly are you selling, Tom? 135 00:05:41,742 --> 00:05:43,377 Whatever it is sounds flaky to me. 136 00:05:43,477 --> 00:05:45,446 Who is boss of yours anyway? What does he do? 137 00:05:45,546 --> 00:05:47,381 What kind of an idiot does flex time? 138 00:05:47,481 --> 00:05:49,617 Opportunities are what you make them. 139 00:05:49,717 --> 00:05:52,152 Speaking of opportunities, have you had a chance 140 00:05:52,252 --> 00:05:53,220 to check out my sketches yet? 141 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:54,388 What kind of sketches are these? 142 00:05:54,488 --> 00:05:57,891 Oh, Jessie's had some wonderful ideas 143 00:05:57,991 --> 00:05:59,359 for the kitchen. 144 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:02,262 But money's a little tight, isn't it? 145 00:06:05,433 --> 00:06:08,502 Oh, yeah, a little low on the lettuce. 146 00:06:08,602 --> 00:06:10,971 Well maybe Tom can fund it. 147 00:06:11,071 --> 00:06:15,909 He's selling-- What is it, web based motivational tools? 148 00:06:16,009 --> 00:06:17,978 Ah, my dad making fun of me-- 149 00:06:18,078 --> 00:06:19,680 never gets old or funny. 150 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:21,682 It would help if you knew you were selling, 151 00:06:21,782 --> 00:06:23,183 or if I knew what you were selling. 152 00:06:23,283 --> 00:06:24,685 Please tell me you know what you're selling. 153 00:06:24,785 --> 00:06:25,586 What does it matter? 154 00:06:25,686 --> 00:06:26,587 Why can't he just trust me? 155 00:06:26,687 --> 00:06:27,755 How do you think I feel? 156 00:06:27,855 --> 00:06:29,256 I spend all day sketching plans for your mom, 157 00:06:29,356 --> 00:06:30,458 and she doesn't even glance at them. 158 00:06:30,558 --> 00:06:33,026 Well I saw your drawings, and if it was up to me, 159 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:34,595 you'd be designing the whole damn place. 160 00:06:34,695 --> 00:06:36,997 Oh, can you imagine-- me redesigning 161 00:06:37,097 --> 00:06:38,331 the place and you funding it? 162 00:06:38,432 --> 00:06:40,701 Yeah, for once we'd call the shots, rule the roost, 163 00:06:40,801 --> 00:06:41,635 get some respect. 164 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:42,870 Is that a Froot Loop in your hair? 165 00:06:42,970 --> 00:06:46,206 Ah, I had a snack. 166 00:06:46,306 --> 00:06:47,708 I have a good feeling about this, Jess. 167 00:06:47,808 --> 00:06:49,042 Me too. 168 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:52,946 I bet tomorrow the phones will be ringing off the hook. 169 00:06:53,046 --> 00:06:54,347 Did it just vibrate? 170 00:06:54,448 --> 00:06:55,415 I don't think so. 171 00:06:55,516 --> 00:06:57,250 In the last three hours, I have 172 00:06:57,350 --> 00:06:59,720 sold exactly one dream catcher. 173 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:01,755 And I'm pretty sure he thought he was buying a sex toy. 174 00:07:01,855 --> 00:07:02,856 Tried that. 175 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:04,124 Doesn't work. 176 00:07:04,224 --> 00:07:04,992 What are you doing? 177 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:06,226 Corporate strategizing. 178 00:07:06,326 --> 00:07:07,628 Really? 179 00:07:07,728 --> 00:07:09,797 That's funny, 'cause it looks a lot like throwing in the towel. 180 00:07:09,897 --> 00:07:10,831 What's gotten into you? 181 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:12,600 I'm trying to be your top sales guy, 182 00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:16,169 but this is like selling wristwatches to highlanders. 183 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:17,204 They're immortal. 184 00:07:17,304 --> 00:07:18,371 They still have to keep appointments. 185 00:07:18,472 --> 00:07:20,207 That's a good point. 186 00:07:20,307 --> 00:07:22,009 Where did you score these things anyway? 187 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:26,013 I wouldn't call it a score so much as a bailout. 188 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:28,148 Look, here's what happened. 189 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:30,017 Tara made these back in the day. 190 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:32,419 We tried to sell them at Folk Fest, but they were a bust. 191 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:35,088 I felt so bad I started buying up the inventory in secret. 192 00:07:35,188 --> 00:07:37,491 So we're selling merchandise rejected by hippies? 193 00:07:37,591 --> 00:07:39,226 You can't tell I told you. 194 00:07:39,326 --> 00:07:41,128 TARA: Too late. 195 00:07:41,228 --> 00:07:43,731 Look at you with the spare key. 196 00:07:46,433 --> 00:07:51,304 Well it was nice knowin' ya. 197 00:07:51,404 --> 00:07:53,641 All right, I'm an ass bag. 198 00:07:53,741 --> 00:07:57,444 That would be a discredit to bags of ass. 199 00:07:57,545 --> 00:08:00,380 Buying my dream catchers behind my back, 200 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:04,184 that is the most despicable, manipulative, callous-- 201 00:08:07,788 --> 00:08:11,992 and the sweetest thing that you have ever done. 202 00:08:15,128 --> 00:08:17,698 And if you ever lie to me like that again, 203 00:08:17,798 --> 00:08:19,032 I'll sew your nuts to your forehead. 204 00:08:23,270 --> 00:08:24,705 What's up? 205 00:08:24,805 --> 00:08:27,608 I just saw firsthand what happens when a husband and wife 206 00:08:27,708 --> 00:08:28,709 aren't honest with each other. 207 00:08:28,809 --> 00:08:30,210 I'm late for class. You have five minutes. 208 00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:31,111 It's about my boss. 209 00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:32,646 He's broke? 210 00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:33,781 He's in jail? 211 00:08:33,881 --> 00:08:34,682 He's dead? 212 00:08:34,782 --> 00:08:36,216 He's your dad. 213 00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:38,018 That I did not see coming 214 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:39,319 No no no-- it gets worse. 215 00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:41,755 He somehow conned me into the selling dream catchers. 216 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:45,959 Web based motivational tools-- how could I not have seen it? 217 00:08:46,059 --> 00:08:48,061 My mom used to make crates of these stupid things. 218 00:08:48,161 --> 00:08:49,863 It's official. I've hit rock bottom. 219 00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:51,331 At least you have a job. 220 00:08:51,431 --> 00:08:52,600 My kitchen plans are toast. 221 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:55,335 Well first of all, toast is crunchy and delicious. 222 00:08:55,435 --> 00:08:57,037 And second, if it were up to me I'd 223 00:08:57,137 --> 00:08:58,071 invest everything I had in you. 224 00:08:58,171 --> 00:09:00,240 You already did. 225 00:09:00,340 --> 00:09:03,777 And if anyone can sell those skanky nuts, it's you. 226 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:05,779 I'm late for class. 227 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,214 Good luck, Tom. 228 00:09:07,314 --> 00:09:09,049 Maybe these dream catchers will catch some green. 229 00:09:13,587 --> 00:09:15,889 It's called a green catcher. 230 00:09:15,989 --> 00:09:19,126 Now given recent market turmoil, investors 231 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:20,761 are clinging to superstition. 232 00:09:20,861 --> 00:09:24,197 The idea of the dream catcher is good, but the payoff is not. 233 00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:25,565 People don't want dreams. 234 00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:27,434 They want cold, hard cash. 235 00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:28,836 They want the lettuce. 236 00:09:28,936 --> 00:09:30,838 They want the green. 237 00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:33,006 Lucky pennies, nice. 238 00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:37,577 Tom, these are sacred, spiritual symbols that-- 239 00:09:37,678 --> 00:09:38,478 We'll make you CEO. 240 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:39,980 They could use an update. 241 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,649 I like it. 242 00:09:41,749 --> 00:09:45,152 Question is, where do we market them? 243 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:47,120 I know it's just a prototype. 244 00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:48,756 But tell me one of these babies wouldn't look 245 00:09:48,856 --> 00:09:50,157 great hanging off your desk. 246 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:51,859 Yeah, it's cute, Timmy. 247 00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:54,494 But I'm kind of attached to my desk robot there. 248 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:55,629 Me too. 249 00:09:55,729 --> 00:09:56,964 I've named mine Rodney. 250 00:09:57,064 --> 00:09:58,298 Sorry, kiddo. 251 00:09:58,398 --> 00:10:00,467 I know we all want to find the next great business idea, 252 00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:04,371 but it's really just a pipe dream. 253 00:10:04,471 --> 00:10:08,341 They're all the rage in Japan. 254 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:17,751 [upbeat music] -(SINGING) I've got chemistry. 255 00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:20,688 I've got imaginary vocabulary. 256 00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:22,690 I've got battle scars. 257 00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:24,658 I've got smoky bars. 258 00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:25,659 Sale! 259 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:35,468 What's this? 260 00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:39,039 Say hello to your new eco fridge-- 261 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,240 top of the line. 262 00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:44,177 Uh, all right, well who's paying for this exactly? 263 00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:45,312 It's all me, Dad. 264 00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:46,747 Mom liked Jessie's ideas. 265 00:10:46,847 --> 00:10:50,383 But you were a little low on the lettuce, so I took care of it. 266 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,052 OK, none of those syllables are 267 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:53,220 making sense to me right now. 268 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,855 You know that business I was telling you about? 269 00:10:54,955 --> 00:10:56,023 It's kind of taking off. 270 00:10:56,123 --> 00:10:59,026 Phil and I are projecting six figures by fall. 271 00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:00,360 Phil? 272 00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:02,195 You're working for Phil now? 273 00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:03,530 With, Dad. 274 00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:07,000 Phil-- as in gets lost on the way to the car Phil? 275 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:09,937 We just landed purchase orders from three major retailers. 276 00:11:10,037 --> 00:11:10,838 Enjoy the fridge, Dad. 277 00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:16,609 There's no freezer on this fridge. 278 00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:17,577 It's on the bottom. 279 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:20,013 Oh yeah, that's clever. 280 00:11:25,986 --> 00:11:29,923 OK, what's he up to now? 281 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:30,991 I'm sorry? 282 00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:32,926 Your husband has apparently roped my son 283 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,528 into some sort of a pyramid scheme, or a Ponzi scheme, 284 00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:36,797 or I don't know what sort of a scheme. 285 00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:37,865 He's not my husband. 286 00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:38,966 He's my lover. 287 00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:41,268 And Phil to be an excellent businessman. 288 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:44,671 What your lover possibly know about business-- 289 00:11:44,772 --> 00:11:46,606 good god. 290 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:50,077 We're talking exclusive rights to Drop and Save. 291 00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:51,945 We'll have the prototypes sent over ASAP. 292 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:58,651 What's up, Ben-- I mean besides my bottom line 293 00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:02,055 and my underpants? 294 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:03,523 I can't accept this. 295 00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:04,657 Yes, you can. 296 00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:06,960 If Tom even closes 10% of his projected sales, 297 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,196 we can pay for it in cash. 298 00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:11,198 I do like the crisper. 299 00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:13,133 I even like saying crisper-- 300 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,367 oh, crisper. 301 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:18,271 And imagine milk you won't have to eat with a fork. 302 00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:20,673 Tom, can you afford this? 303 00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:23,010 Sky's the limit, Mom. 304 00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:26,246 These green catchers are gold. 305 00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:28,081 Idea for a spinoff producd-- 306 00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:29,616 gold catchers. 307 00:12:29,716 --> 00:12:32,285 Besides, Jessie is really talented. 308 00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:34,687 She deserves a crack at this. 309 00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:36,656 Think you know what to do with my kitchen? 310 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,993 Well given that both you and Ben are strong personalities 311 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,329 with a timeless sensibility, I was 312 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,497 leaning towards a classic aesthetic with an overlay 313 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:47,100 of arts and crafts. 314 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,569 Could I get another look at your designs? 315 00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:53,706 Do I look like I'm new at this? 316 00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:55,642 Yeah, I know you can't see me. 317 00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:59,079 But if you want exclusive rights to the green catchers, 318 00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:01,381 you're going to have to put up some more green. 319 00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:04,517 Ugh, some people. 320 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:05,685 Phil, come on. 321 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:06,786 We need more prototypes. 322 00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:08,688 Maybe manufacturing can whip up a few more? 323 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:09,857 You mean Tara? 324 00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:11,791 She took off, dude-- never seen her so excited. 325 00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:12,692 About what? 326 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,627 Spending our money-- 327 00:13:14,727 --> 00:13:16,629 She's donating enough to single-handedly save 328 00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:17,697 the Malaysian giant turtle. 329 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:18,598 Wow. 330 00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:19,599 How many are left? 331 00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:22,469 Just one-- the Malaysian giant turtle. 332 00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:26,106 Maybe we should go easy on advance expenditures. 333 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:28,441 You know we haven't signed the actual agreements. 334 00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:29,576 Chill, buddy. 335 00:13:29,676 --> 00:13:32,179 If even 10% get ink we are swimming in gravy. 336 00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:34,614 Yeah, I'm just saying anything could happen. 337 00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:37,517 You know, my dad always taught me be wary of the fast buck. 338 00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:40,020 And I'm teaching you to trust the fast buck. 339 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,088 Invite it into your home. 340 00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:42,589 Let it date your sister-- 341 00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:44,191 pedal to the metal. 342 00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:46,559 And with contrasting finishes on our frames, 343 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:50,130 we will create strong lines grounded in form and function. 344 00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:53,133 And here I thought Tom was the ideas man. 345 00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:54,935 Well you know what they say-- 346 00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:57,804 Behind every smart man is a smarter woman. 347 00:13:57,905 --> 00:14:02,275 [laughter] OK, so-- 348 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:06,279 So you ladies are sitting on the couch? 349 00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:08,648 --a much, much smarter woman. 350 00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:14,187 [laughter] Oh, my. 351 00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:15,088 The beam-- 352 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,557 Oh, I have to have it. 353 00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:19,826 I have to have it now. 354 00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:22,095 That's a little more than a face lift. 355 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:25,232 And on-the-job training is what separates decorators 356 00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:27,300 from actual designers, sweetie. 357 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,636 Besides, I thought you wanted to contribute something. 358 00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:35,042 [upbeat rock music] 359 00:14:35,142 --> 00:14:37,044 (SINGING) I had foolish expectations. 360 00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:38,011 I got slapped. 361 00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:43,917 Here comes a slap. 362 00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:50,223 These are the wrong tiles. 363 00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:52,459 Yes, but marblex looks identical to marble 364 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:53,393 and it's half the price. 365 00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,762 And quality is priceless, Jessie. 366 00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:57,297 A home isn't bought; it's made-- 367 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:58,265 remember? 368 00:14:58,365 --> 00:14:59,766 And I'm making mine out of marble. 369 00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:01,234 Oh my god-- what is that? 370 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:02,602 PAINTER: What's what, ma'am? 371 00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:04,304 We said chocolate, not mocha. 372 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,572 PAINTER: Oh. 373 00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:08,208 Ugh-- Now how are we supposed to tie in the island? 374 00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:10,743 Jessie, bring me my color samples-- 375 00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:11,644 stat! 376 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,046 Okay, okay. 377 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,752 Your mom sure is excited about the whole kitchen thing. 378 00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:24,257 I just didn't realize that her tastes were quite so upscale. 379 00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:28,361 Well good thing she had the right woman for the job. 380 00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:32,499 Ooh, recessed lighting-- 381 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,634 wouldn't that look great over the new island? 382 00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:36,403 I'm not paying for it. 383 00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:38,005 I know, dear. 384 00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:40,140 Tom is. 385 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:43,843 You know, it's going to cost more than the initial quote 386 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,846 even with me as contractor, so I understand 387 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,648 if you want to pull the plug. 388 00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:49,549 Really? 389 00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:50,450 So you can't do it. 390 00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:51,551 No, no-- I can do it. 391 00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:54,021 But I understand if you want to hold off. 392 00:15:54,121 --> 00:15:55,488 Why would I want to hold off? 393 00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:01,461 Pedal to the metal, baby. 394 00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:03,663 Paying for it is one thing. 395 00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:04,897 Flaunting it is another-- the way 396 00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:06,499 he's strutting around in his skivvies. 397 00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:08,701 They're called boxers-- 398 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,770 and I say, whatever works. 399 00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:13,106 He's making a lot of people very happy. 400 00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:21,781 Ooh, you look smokin' hot in that hairdo, babe. 401 00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:25,818 The best money can buy. 402 00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:29,289 What happened to the turtle? 403 00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:30,290 The turtle can wait. 404 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,163 I'm late for the carpenters. 405 00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:37,130 Go get 'em, hot shot. 406 00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:38,298 You betcha. 407 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,339 Listen, you got to go deep, throw 408 00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:47,674 long, and stick the landing. 409 00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:48,775 It's the bottom of the ninth. 410 00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:49,976 We're five strokes over par. 411 00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:54,481 And I don't like the looks of that Russian judge. 412 00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:57,550 I have no idea what your son's talking about. 413 00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:59,386 All I know is I need my nap. 414 00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:02,122 Tom should be able to give you a demo on that. 415 00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:03,956 That boy doesn't know what work is. 416 00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:05,125 You hear me? 417 00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:07,660 Those phones aren't going to call themselves. 418 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,396 You need to stay focused-- 419 00:17:09,496 --> 00:17:12,899 you know, learn the trade and make something of yourself. 420 00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:14,033 All right. 421 00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:20,073 Taking a page from the Bellow handbook, huh? 422 00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:22,242 Is that Hugo Boss? 423 00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:23,176 You like? 424 00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:24,411 Jess picked it up for me. 425 00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:27,013 Aha-- dress for the job you want, right? 426 00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:30,817 Well exactly-- no more cheapo two-for-ones for me. 427 00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:32,619 Phil and I are going big time. 428 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:33,486 See you later, Pops. 429 00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:37,590 Huh. 430 00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:39,626 [singing] Everything is fresh. 431 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:40,860 I love my new fridge. 432 00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:50,903 Ben, I thought you left for work. 433 00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:52,038 It's after 10. 434 00:17:52,139 --> 00:17:53,606 Aren't you due in court? 435 00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:55,408 What's the point? 436 00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:58,311 This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen. 437 00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:02,449 I love you, Wendy. 438 00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:09,589 [upbeat instrumental music] 439 00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:13,660 Gentlemen, lady-- the wait is over. 440 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,862 Your green catchers have arrived. 441 00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:18,131 Oh, right. 442 00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:19,599 Did we forget to cancel that order? 443 00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:20,733 Cancel? 444 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,569 Well this is awkward. 445 00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:28,575 - The wealth cactus? - Wealth cactus, yeah. 446 00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:31,411 They're all the rage in Korea, which-- as everyone knows-- 447 00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:34,113 is the new Japan. 448 00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:37,750 Hey, um, please don't take my job, OK? 449 00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,586 I just got a nameplate. 450 00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:42,922 OK, so I'm thinking it should start from the north wall 451 00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:47,427 and cross at a sexy diagonal into the living room. 452 00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:48,428 You're the boss. 453 00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:55,868 I guess we've come full circle. 454 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,170 You're not on the phone. 455 00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:58,104 It's over, dude. 456 00:18:58,205 --> 00:18:59,306 I know. 457 00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:01,374 I just got a sneak preview of the wealth cactus. 458 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,310 We got outplayed by a houseplant. 459 00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:05,612 Yeah, and we've had some cancellations. 460 00:19:05,712 --> 00:19:08,448 How many? 461 00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:10,750 All of them. 462 00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,185 You know, it's OK. 463 00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:13,386 I'll create a new campaign. 464 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,087 We'll come at this from a different angle. 465 00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:16,756 That's the least of our worries. 466 00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:19,759 Apparently-- and this is kind of funny if you think about it-- 467 00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:23,730 it's a federal offense to deface currency. 468 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,532 So what now? 469 00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:28,335 We're gonna need a good lawyer. 470 00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:30,370 It's bad, Jess. JESS: I know. 471 00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:35,208 You heard about the charges? 472 00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:36,576 Charges? 473 00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:39,412 What's important is that we're together, right? 474 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:42,282 Right, yeah, and I'm sure we'll find a way to pay 475 00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:43,416 for the latest developments. 476 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:44,317 Developments? 477 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:46,553 [music playing] 478 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:54,461 Apparently-- and this is kind of funny 479 00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:55,528 if you think about it-- 480 00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:57,997 there's something called a load bearing wall. 481 00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:03,636 JUDITH: At least no one got hurt. 482 00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:05,338 Tell that to the eco fridge. 483 00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:10,677 OK, I made a few calls, and I got the charges dismissed. 484 00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:12,912 But even with the refund on Tom's suit, 485 00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:14,947 we're still going to be short eight grand. 486 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,817 How do you expect Tom and Jessie to come 487 00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:18,851 up with that kind of dough? 488 00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:21,053 I'm not an unreasonable man, so I'm 489 00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:23,823 willing to work out a rotating chore payout system-- 490 00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:26,993 you know, weeding, laundry, dinner with Judith's mother. 491 00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:29,429 With a little elbow grease, you should be able to pay us back 492 00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:32,198 in 15 years-- 493 00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:33,700 18 if you take weekends off. 494 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,303 OK then. 495 00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:37,236 Tom-- 496 00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:41,608 Yeah, Dad? 497 00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:45,978 There was a moment back there during your little adventure-- 498 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,315 somewhere buried amidst the reckless decision making, 499 00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:54,287 unbridled , arrogance and really just flat-out stupidity. 500 00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:55,522 Where was I going with this? 501 00:20:55,622 --> 00:20:57,023 Oh yeah-- There was a moment back 502 00:20:57,123 --> 00:21:05,932 there when you were impressive. 503 00:21:06,032 --> 00:21:11,137 So-- Why are you still here? 504 00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:14,307 I'm going. 505 00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:18,077 I just hope I inhaled enough paint 506 00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:20,813 fumes to erase the whole ordeal from my memory. 507 00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:21,714 I'm sorry. 508 00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:22,749 It was all my fault. 509 00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:24,250 Nope, me again. 510 00:21:24,351 --> 00:21:27,119 It just felt so good, you know. 511 00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:31,057 For one shining nanosecond, we were actually independent. 512 00:21:31,157 --> 00:21:33,125 Yeah, it'll happen for real someday. 513 00:21:33,225 --> 00:21:34,093 And when it does-- 514 00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:35,828 Your dad is so mowing our lawn. 515 00:21:35,928 --> 00:21:38,164 Bingo. 516 00:21:38,264 --> 00:21:40,333 I just hope it happens before we're 30. 517 00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:41,734 Don't worry. 518 00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:44,637 I have a feeling we might be out of here sooner than you think. 519 00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:54,681 [theme music] 520 00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:56,916 THEME SONG: I never thought you'd go so far-- no no no. 521 00:21:57,016 --> 00:21:59,318 How can I travel to where you are? 522 00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:00,820 No no no. 523 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:04,491 Things are looking up now that we're looking forward 524 00:22:04,541 --> 00:22:09,091 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0